Smoochy Must Die

1. cancel his show. 2. death by mafioso 3. put him a room with me. 4. give me five minutes with him. 5. give me one good shot at him. 6. let me at him. 7. pistols at 50 paces. 8. lift my restraining order. 9. broken glass. 10. weak floors. 11. gun. 12. car. 13. aerosol cans. 14. keep feedin' him, and feedin' him, and feedin' him. 15. my ex-wife 16. drop from bridge. 17. hunting accident 18. molecular wire 19. nailgun 20. hoe 21. ho' 22. chainsaw 23. axe 24. chainaxe 25. liquid nitrogen 26. bobsledding accident 27. fall from high tree. 28. large rock.

29. deep space accident 30. remove skeleton 31. remove head. 32. remove will to live. 33. sewing accident 34. amusement park accident. 35. soylent smoochy. 36. angry new york landlord 37. blast furnace. 38. guillotine. 39. hannibal. 40. desert island, no volleyball 41. ants 'n' honey 42. deep-sea implosion 43. sharks 44. dynamite 45. cheap parachute 46. nuclear fission 47. remove arms; no more huggin'! 48. gasoline 49. sulfuric acid 50. your basic fire. 51. volcano 52. geyser 53. crevasse 54. tectonic plates 55. large lizards 56. reconstituted dinosaurs 57. microwaves 58. high-powered subsonic waves 59. teamsters 60. q-tips 61. Q-Tip 62. angry bears 63. busy freeway 64. too much coffee 65. quantum singularity 66. angry dogs 67. lots of paper cuts 68. wood chipper 69. merry-go-round accident 70. angry bees 71. angry hornets 72. angry wasps 73. angry W.A.S.P.S. 74. angry movie producer 75. pretzel choking 76. broken elevator 77. solder 78. taxidermy 79. staplegun 80. zamboni 81. quicksand 82. "Quicksilver" 83. snuff film 84. hemlock, had he the slightest bit of honor 85. funnel cloud 86. funnel cake 87. overeating, like that guy in "seven" 88. angry nerds 89. high-speed boating accident 90. mindhead 91. expanding universe 92. contracting universe 93. flat universe 94. one of those new imacs 95. riaa 96. civil war reenactment 97. harry knowles 98. nucular reactor 99. +5 sword of reckoning 100. gelatinous cube.

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