KILL SMOOCHY K IL L S M O O CH Y! I have friends who come in all sizes, including laid-off dotcommers! so they built me some games, all of which feature everyone's favorite should-be-dead rhino! These are some games some of my new internet friends are working on right now!  Smoochy Sudden Death Surprise! Surprise, Smoochy! There are many presents that I give you, there are many surprises! But sometimes they fall on you, or shoot you, or other such nice things. GIVE SMOOCHY ONE HAPPY SURPRISE AFTER ANOTHER! So many things await you, and it's gonna be fun, because i'm going to be there laughing! Oh, Smoochy! this will be FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Kill The Jiggy Ziggy! We all that the only thing worse than the Smoochy is Smoochy's trademark "dance", the Jiggy Ziggy! So I made it more fun -- you can participate in the dance inthe best way possible!!! With guns! Soon all that will be left is a bloody, useless torso that can only wiggle! And not very well at that! No more Jiggy Ziggy!  Rainbow Randolph's Rhino Ball Here you can play a game you thought you knew, but with a real difference! You can play with Smoochy's head! And we can play together -- hit his head to me, and I'll hit it back to you! And he will scream! Keep him in play long enough, and something will start to happen....what could it be??? H O L Y G O D SOME ONE TURNED THIS INTO THE GREATEST SCREEN SAVER EVER!!!!!! WARNING: This Screensaver Is for Adults Only and Contains Cartoon Imagery Which May Be Offensive To Some Click Here For A Screensaver for Children. CLICK HERE TO GET THE RHINOBALL SCREEN SAVER: MAC - PC  Kill Smoochy Wipe the pathetic smile off of his stupid rhino face. Launch bombs and grenades at the happy horn-headed hick from hell until you cause a great beautiful silence.  Rainbow Randolph's Motor Madness!!! Get behind the wheel of my Destructro-Bus! Comb the streets of Magic Rhino Land looking for moving targets! Look out Grand Theft Auto III, there's a new game in town! Don't let them get away! Remember friends, this is what we're looking for:  I even made this a DESKTOP PATTERN!!!!!It makes me WARM and FUZZY when i see it on my computer EVERY DAY!!!! CLICK HERE FOR DEAD 800X600 CLICK HERE FOR DEAD 1024X768 CLICK HERE FOR DEAD 1152X864 |
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